Mike’s Blog

Client calls us today:

Client: I need to restart our server.
Us: Why?
C: I’ve just Hoovered it.
U: Why have you Hoovered your server?
C: Because the clean light came on.
U: We’ll get you a new cleaning tape for your tape drive.
C: Do I still need to restart the server?
U: Errr, no.

Phone down and howls of laughter. How the techie kept a straight face during the call is beyond me.