Let us drink off the same tab like  brothers. 
Because I think I can drink more than you.

I'm going to scam drinks like a   bandito. 
Tab? I don't need no stinkin' tab.

Step up to bat.
It's your round.

I'm marking your round score.
You're getting shut out, tightwad.

Let's get this guy to buy us a   drink.
Do you remember his name?

Thanks for buying me a drink.
I will now retract my claws of death.

You call the shots. 
I will follow you to tequila hell, my captain.

Let's do a round.
What name is your tab under?

You will look more attractive if you buy us beer
It's like instant plastic surgery.

I will buy the next round. 
 After you buy this one. Beer Scouts' honor.

I'm putting on the beer goggles and going in. 
For God's sake, stop me.

Alcohol has twisted my tongue.
Nothing I say is true. But I really like you.

I may get arrested tonight. 
Would you like to be an accomplice or a victim?

If I do one more beer I will vomit.
So make it a good one.

I have erased my brain.
I am no longer responsible. For anything.

I intend to get four sheets to the wind. 
And I need your help.

I am four sheets to the wind. 
I will now sail away to Blackout Island.

I'm collecting for the tab.
Never mind how much, just give me your wallet.

Time to make like Bugs Bunny.
Let's go bar hopping.